“I’ve gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.” Dave Barry.
I've gained and re-gained my share of weight over the years. I always know it is time to go back on a diet when my bathroom towel doesn't wrap nice and snug around my body. It is an indication that either my gut is immensely large or my backside is enormously huge.
I've considered purchasing a huge, gigantic beach towel instead of dieting.
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